Dresses

We watched the Golden Globes last night.

Gwenyth Paltrow, who was so stunnningly gorgeous in her pink ball gown when she won her Oscar for Shakespeare in Love, then wore that hideous Goth outfit the next year, continues her pattern of accepting the worst possible fashion advice a major starlet could get. I know she's pregnant enough to show and had on a maternity dress, but I've seen better formal dresses at Peas in a Pod! She was in a Victorianesque frau-frock with an Empire waist, there were frilly frumpy ruffles, and there were these tight little shoulder cap sleeves which made the entire dress look as though it were way too small for her. Hideous. Absolutely hideous.

Remember when Catherine Zeta-Jones was so pregnant at the Oscars, everyone was worried she was gonna pop out her little Douglas baby right there on the stage? Well, she managed to look elegant and sexy in a tasteful formal gown. Perhaps she can share the name of her designer with Miss Paltrow.

Poor Gwenyth. Hideous. Absolutely hideous.